Casa Del Retard
Breakfast Menus
- The 360-No Scope
- Plain Pancake with no toppings or syrups
- The Phat Stack
- Pancake Stack larger than 4, but no bigger than 10 (chosen by customer)
- The Flash
- Super cafinated, garenteed to get you all the way through the day with 15 shots of espresso and a cup of sugar (Casa Del Retard not responsible for any harm done to customer after consuming)
- The Bucking Bronco
- A large glass of OJ (Simpson), all you can drink.
Lunch Menus
- The Steven CHOWDER Bowl
- Various ingredients that will satisfy your hunger for liberty (WARNING: Chowder not served to people with certain allergies such as nut and shellfish or if you're liberal.)
- The Swamp Burger
- A hot and steamy burger with cheese and your choice of lettuces. Given 5 out of 5 stars by top celebrity chef: Shrek
- Classic Coca-Cola
- Coca-Cola brought in a glass bottle and straight from the 50's (price is slightly elavated for Mr. Fusion's fuel)
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- (Ice cream machine is always broken)
Dinner Menus
- The 69-Ouncer
- A massive steak that will be garunteed to literally fill you up all the way.
- Look At All Those Ticken...Tenders
- These aren't your ordinary kid's menu tenders, these are finely salted and seared to perfection and made out of gormet French Chicks
- Bepis
- This drink option is just Pepsi delivered straight from the sexy beast that is Pepsiman
- The Mystery Cocktail
- This is what you get when you take ideas from an eight year old, and when you combine 36 different soft drinks in one cup. All of the staff are scared to try it of fear of it melting your stomach lining, and or it tasting like donkey crap.